Swimsuit Edition Stress

So it's my favorite day of the year! The day I get my husband's Sports Illustrated magazine out of the mailbox only to discover that it is the infamous swimsuit edition! This year it has a 19-year old blonde wearing what equates to a Bandaid and dental floss as a bikini bottom. Seriously SI? Really? Why even bother? You are insulting our intelligence. 

And, yet again, they put the green/girl M & M character (my 3-year old daughter's favorite) on the back cover. So if my Little Angel even gets a glimpse of the rear cover she is going to freak out, grab the magazine, start looking through it, and subsequently have her fledgling femalehood smashed into a million bits in a matter of seconds. So, that is why I must burn this piece of trash. BTW, don't tell my hubs. ;)

Correction: The rear cover has a picture of a"naked" green/girl M & M, hiding behind some greenery while holding her seductively flowing green "shell" in one of her gloved hands. Even better!